STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS
cards against rainbow sea cow
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"
when u see your notp in your dash and u have to scroll
noone ever have to fake an orgasm w me
yeah cause no one will ever have sex with you
When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.
just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,
I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.