Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless

miss-nerdgasmz:

we-are-chemically-romantic:

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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rhydonmyhardon:

"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"

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mmeserious:

when u see your notp in your dash and u have to scroll 

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precumming:

sassykardashian:

precumming:

noone ever have to fake an orgasm w me

yeah cause no one will ever have sex with you

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cerastes:

starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

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congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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shotab0i:

90% of tumblr

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